Are you excited when Monday comes around? Or do you cry into your breakfast bowl?
Mondays suck, so chase away the blues with encouraging, or funny Monday Blues quotes.
And enjoy your week.
“Warning! Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday. Please note that staying awake does not prevent Monday. There is no cure.” – Monday Blues Quotes
But before we get to your quotes, let’s have a quick look at why Monday Blues exists.
It’s not just you…
You may have valid reasons for feeling crappy, tired, and unmotivated on Monday mornings.
#MotivationMonday exists for a reason!
Why do you struggle with Monday Blues?
Mondays should be optional
Funny Monday Blues Quotes
Reason 1: Your sleep pattern is off
Monday Blues happens when your sleep pattern changes over the weekend.
We love to sleep in on Saturdays and Sundays.
But your internal clock gets messed up. And that makes Monday mornings rough.
Instead of “rise and shine”, you’re Grumpy McGrumpy.
And if you’ve partied or indulged a bit too much, you’ll feel the Monday blues even more.
Reason 2: You prefer weekends
Duh.
Another reason for Monday Blues is that weekends are fantastic.
And in the blink of an eye, it’s Sunday night.
Because the weekend was fun! And your job isn’t.
Maybe you even hate your job.
Ricky Gervais said:
Mondays are fine. It’s your life that sucks!
Nothing’s wrong with Monday mornings – if you love what you’re doing.
So, your j-o-b is the bummer 🙂 …
But let’s get to our quotes!
Monday Blues Quotes
Start your week positively, even if you hate Mondays! Don’t focus on what sucks, but on the opportunities this new week could bring.
These quotes will chase away your Monday blues. And amazing things can happen this week!
Your Monday morning thoughts set the tone for your whole week. See yourself getting stronger, and living a fulfilling, happier & healthier life
Germany Kent
“When you start to do the things that you truly love, it wouldn’t matter whether it is Monday or Friday; you would be so excited to wake up each morning to work on your passions” – Edmond Mbiaka
Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Happy Monday!
Andrea L’Artiste
New Monday. New week. New goals.
Every Monday you wake up is a day to make a change
Irvine Welsh
Monday is the day to unleash the stamina build-up from the weekend!
“I must break the routines and become a person who becomes productive every Monday.
I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays.”
– Leggy Saul
Monday is a good day to have a great day! It’s all in your attitude
Beat Monday Blues Quote
Work in a way that you look forward to Monday mornings – Swami Parthasarathy
Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!
David Dweck
This is your Monday morning reminder, that you are amazing, and you can do anything!
May the Monday blues wash away with your morning coffee
Monday Blues Quotes
Turn each Monday into the same attitude of the day before leaving on vacation and you have the recipe for phenomenal productivity.
Byron Pulsifer
“You have exactly enough energy for one day at a time,
remember that” – Positive Monday Quotes
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More Motivational quotes to beat Monday blues
Here are more encouraging quotes to beat Monday Blues. May they give you an optimistic mindset and a positive outlook on your week…
You master Monday! You start winning the day! You start winning the week! Then the month! Then the year! – Eric Thomas
The best weeks start on Monday
Nice Peter
“You are one decision away from an entirely different life” – Unknown
It’s Monday. Get up. Grab a coffee. DO GREAT THINGS.
Wake up on Monday and start your day with a lot of awesomeness and you will get happiness back – Jim Butcher
Monday is a clean slate day. A day to start afresh with the vigor, optimism, and enthusiasm transferred from a weekend of battery charging.
Positive Quotes
“If you want to conquer fear, don’t sit home and think about it.
Go out and get busy.” – Dale Carnegie
It’s Monday, be awesome today!
“A jug fills drop by drop” – Buddha
Monday is the day that opens up the week for many opportunities
R.K. Narayan
Positive Monday Blues Quotes for Your Morning
Mornings can be tough. And Monday mornings are the worst.
Let’s check out more motivational Monday quotes to ditch the blues. Monday morning or not!
“It’s a good Monday to have a great week”
Let this Monday be kind to you: be happy with what you have and accept the things which you cannot change
The challenge of every Monday is to maintain the same vitality in each and every day of the week
Byron Pulsifer
“Hey, I know it’s Monday, but it’s also a new day, a new week, and in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen” – Michael Ely
Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday
Funny Monday Blues Quotes
“A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow”
“Monday plan: drink coffee, be awesome, ignore negativity.” – Beat Monday Blues Quote
It’s a new day, a new week, start off fresh to accomplish your best!
Arthur Darvill
Funny Monday Blues Quotes
If Mondays make you suffer and you can’t think a single positive thought, maybe these funny Monday Blues quotes bring back a smile!
This can be a wonderful week. Maybe you just need a fun Monday inspiration…
I’ve come to the conclusion that Mondays last 50% longer than the other days
We interrupt your happiness to bring you Monday morning. Your regularly scheduled happiness will resume on Friday. Sorry for the inconvenience!
If each day is a gift I would like to know where I can return Mondays
John Wagner
“It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week”
Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… “Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep”
Too much Monday, not enough coffee
“I hate mornings. And Mondays. And Monday mornings most of all.”
Things I don’t like: 1) Probably you. 2) Cold coffee. 3) Small talk. 4) Mondays. 5) Having small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short”
Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it
Okay, come on. It’s Monday, not Doomsday
If Monday were a person, it wouldn’t have friends
“The only good Monday is a Monday in bed” – Lee Horton
I don’t like Monday mornings or people who like Monday mornings. Or Mondays, or mornings… or people.
Dear Monday, go step on a lego
Funny Monday Blues Quotes
So, which of these Monday Blues quotes boost your Monday motivation and chase away your blues?
Maybe it still sucks that you have to work. But hopefully, you’re in a cheerful mood – and you’ll have a great Monday!!
No more Monday Blues!
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